I am shocked and appalled that The Mullet would print the word “dildo.” Being a feminist fundamentalist, I find dildos offensive and wish to say shame on you for printing the word dildo. The Mullet can maintain its journalistic integrity without printing dildo or other similarly offensive words. You do not see fit to print cock, dick, schlong, trouser snake, john thomas, crotch rocket, flesh pole or one-eyed purple-headed yogurt slinger. Why must you print dildo?

-Fatimah Frostytits
graduate student