In today’s issue, The Scene and Colonialist.com bury the Hatchet (metaphorically, that is.) They love us now, and we love them. But only in the way an abusive father loves his kids.

Also, we review Will Ferrell’s latest movie, “Semi-Pro”, Contributing editor Amanda Pacitti gives us the scoop on live music in the District this month, the Bar Belle stays on campus and tries to drink at Tonic, and a strange radio frequency takes over the town and turns everyone into crazy psychopathic killers.

Movie previews after the jump!

In addition to men’s deodorant commercials, the previews for “Semi-Pro” look pretty hilarious.

“The Signal” may just be the best worst movie you’ve seen all year. Getting drunk first may be a good idea.