Distraught over what to do in the District this weekend?
Never fear. The Hatchet has pulled the best events going on this weekend so you can wisely decide how to spend those precious 48 hours not interning or working overtime in the D.C. summer heat.
Thursday
Desperate to see a housewife up close and personal? Eva Longoria will be signing copies of her cooking book at Williams-Sonoma at 12:30 p.m. 5300 Wisconsin Avenue
Head down to the Smithsonian American Art Museum for Urban Funk, a jazz/R&B/Latin fusion band that will play while artwork from ArtJamz participants is on display. The event starts at 5 p.m. and is free. 8th and F streets
This weekend is the last chance to check out artwork from Frida Kahlo, Diego Rivera and other Latin American legends at the Mexican Cultural Institute. 2829 16th Street
Friday
Check out comedian and NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” favorite Aziz Ansari as he brings the Dangerously Delicious Tour to the Warner Theatre for two shows at 7 and 10 p.m. Tickets are $35. 13th and E streets
English indie rock band Noah and The Whale play a late show at the 9:30 club. Check out songs “Five years time” and “Peaceful the world lays me down.” Doors open at 10 p.m. and tickets are $20. 8th and V streets
This weekend is the last chance to check out “Americans Now,” a survey of the past 10 years in pop culture portraits, at the National Portrait Gallery. 8th and F Streets
Saturday
Dust off your cowboy boots and check out Rascal Flatts with Sara Evans at Jiffy Lube Live. Tickets range from $30.25 to $84.25. 7800 Cellar Door Drive, Bristow, Va.
Swedish folk rock trio Junip comes to the Black Cat at 9 p.m. Tickets are $15 to $18. 1811 14th Street
Sunday
Whether you prefer to call it futbol or soccer, the U.S. team takes on Jamaica at RFK Stadium for the CONCACAF Gold Cup Quarterfinals. The game starts at 3 p.m. and tickets are $23. 2400 East Capitol Street
What does a bottle of shampoo or box of cereal sound like? Barcode Symphony, a materialism meets music exhibit at Artisphere, plays the sound of products now through Aug. 31. 1101 Wilson Boulevard, Arlington Va.
