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How to binge season 3: ‘Orange is the New Black’ drinking game

“Black” is back.

At the end of Season 2, we saw inmate Miss Rosa make a jailbreak (and take down antagonist Vee along the way), Figueroa resign as prison director after being exposed for embezzlement and inmate Daya try to cover up her pregnancy by blaming prison guard Mendez.

If you didn’t pull an all-nighter Thursday to watch the episodes released early, bring the party to Litchfield Penitentiary on Friday night by catching up on Season 3 with this drinking game.

Drink if…

Pennsatucky recites a Bible verse

Morello wears red lipstick

Someone calls Mendez “Pornstache.”

Healy sends someone to solitary confinement for no reason.

Two inmates become each others’ prison wives.

Sophia gives someone an edgy haircut.

The opening credits are so long that you almost lose interest.

Take a shot if…

Crazy Eyes’ story line makes you tear up.

An inmate can’t get what she wants from the commissary.

Someone else finds out about Daya’s pregnancy.

You learn a new vocabulary word from Taystee.

Red plots a new way to take over the kitchen.

Two inmates get in a fist fight.

Someone using the phone next to Piper is sobbing uncontrollably.

Finish your drink if…

Piper and Alex end up happily ever after.

You actually start to miss Larry.

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