A team of men’s basketball all-stars has emerged to fight crime and “spread the joy of basketball” in a fan fiction post by GW basketball blog ColonialHoops.com.

The GW All-Stars live together in the Fortress of Basketball-tude, a four-member squad that includes former Colonials forward Pops Mensah-Bonsu, who spent five seasons playing in the NBA before signing in France with the ASVEL Villeurbanne basketball program in February 2011.

They take on the League of Bad Guys, who are “dedicated to bring chaos and evil,” and stop the spread of healthy, active lifestyles.

Written by Don Pitz and illustrated by Seth Melton, the story follows a charity basketball game at the Smith Center that is infiltrated by the League–leaving it up to the All-Stars to save the day.