Your problem: OMFG. Everyone is, like, totally going to Spice Girls tonight without you. Your answer: Hit up Rock and Roll Hotel to jam out your frustration with jazz/funk headliner Hello Society. Also playing: The London Souls, featuring GW alum Tash Neal on guitars/vocals – achieving a more killer status than, say, Scary Spice’s old fro. Oh, and the band I shouldn’t [ethically] be talking about since my arts editor Brendan Polmer plays with ’em (but will talk about anyway since I am committed to keeping your weekend plans jam-tastic, reader): recyclers with the mostest Bottles/Cans. Tickets are $10, doors are at 8:30 p.m.
Spice Girls-type concert behavior that could possibly be acceptable: You throwing frilly panties and roses onstage, posters, facepaint, screaming/dancing/chanting out of unbridled music lust…

