GW begins ‘shock and awe’ expansion
GW has launched its much- anticipated “shock and awe” campaign to eviscerate historic Foggy Bottom and rid the community of its elderly residents. After giving locals 48 hours to vacate their homes or die, GW President Smokin Jointswithyour Tuitionmoney, in an address yesterday, gave the order to begin the takeover of the historic community Sunday.
GW changes name to Georgetown
In a last ditch attempt to gain applications, GW will rename itself The Georgetown University next fall to trick incoming freshmen into thinking they are going to a better school.
University officials are ordering new signs for all campus buildings and flags for streetlights, a project expected to cost $2 million in marketing materials.
GW begins ‘shock and awe’
expansion
ROTC stages hostile coup,
replaces SA govt
GW changes name to
Georgetown
GW to open Baghdad campus;
renames students
Shit just keeps on happening in
this joint
How was your weekend?
Greek boxer briefs
Muff diver arrested in University
sex sting
GWiting to GWow rankings
PoliCop program to secede
from GW
More usless shit
My penis is THIS big…
See inside for a quick message
to study abroad and housing
services
Affirmative Action for stoners
Smoke weed every day
Letters to the editor
Forum: Spit vs. Swallow
New terror alert issued for
coach
GW cuts all sports except
basketball
Keg party will replace Midnight
Madness
Title IX repealed, women ousted
Men’s basketball searches for
exoskeletons
Noha snaps, begins blocking
GW shots too
GW nets Ohio phenom
Meet the editors
Battle of the genitals
Justin, you’re not black
Oh, the places you’ll go
Dick Driver: GW sex god
College company provides
students with late night ‘eats’
Bar Belle: One last cocktease
Jesus stages second coming