So do you think the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre was really about a bunch of mobsters? Well, the FBI may have their theories, but I hear Capone was just upset because nobody sent him a Valentine’s Day card. In order to prevent a sequel to this tragedy, I’ve sorted through all the usual suspects to compile a list of holiday gifts perfect for any gangster or significant other:

Boyfriend:
Electronics- Sony “S2” armband radio, picks up TV /AM/FM $49.95
Pajamas- Gap Valentine PJ pants $19.50, Polo Ralph Lauren Valentine Polo Bear PJ bottom $28.50

Serious boyfriend:
Money Clip- Tiffany’s 1837 money clip, sterling silver $65 (with 3 engraved initials $8)
Aftershave- Polo Sport Ralph Lauren aftershave $42.50
Clothes- Polo Ralph Lauren Classic Polo Shirt $52.50

Girlfriend:
Balloons- Balloon bouquet, www.washingtondcflowers.net $29.95
Stuffed animal- Ice Pink Bear, FAO Schwarz $26
Key chain- Tiffany’s Heart Tag Key Ring $50 (with 3 engraved initials $8)

Serious girlfriend:
Flowers- One dozen long stemmed red roses in vase, www.washingtondcflowers.net $59.95
Jewelry- Tiffany’s Paloma Picasso loving heart pendant $85
Poetry- “Love Poems” by Nikki Giovanni $14, “Ten Poems to Open Your Heart” by Roger Housden $15

Best Guy Friend:
Boxer shorts- J Crew (assorted prints) $14.50, American Eagle Outfitters $12.50
Necklace- Abercrombie & Fitch Natural Bead Necklace $14.50

Best Female Friend:
(From guy) keychain- Coach red leather heart key fob $24
bookmark- Coach red signature embossed leather bookmark $18
flowers- mixed gerbera daisies, www.ftd.com, $35.99
(From girl) beauty kit- Philosophy Lil’ Piggies Foot Kit (with foot cream, foot scrub, and scrubber) $25; Jaqua Girls Sweet Heart Kit (with body dust, love dice, heart candle) $22
Pajama pants- Gap Heart PJ pants $32