Top 10 places the Marvin Center armed robbers are hiding:
10. Mount Vernon 9. Ed Meinert’s jail cell8. Manoush’s hot dog stand7. Rice Hall 8026. Under Peter Konwerski’s pony tail5. The Al-Len Lee4. Matt Berger’s bus3. Marvin Center bathrooms2. Georgetown University1. UPD
Top 10 reasons former IFC Dictator Sex Blueberg should have been among the most intriguing GW personalities
10. His roommate and personal secretary HOey don’t call us, we’ll call you Girldon’tsayno 9. His good deeds, including his willingness to hang out with temperamental future dentists8. His feeble attempt in the Kogan fountain sex dare7. His ability to run and hide from wild frat boys and crazed reporters alike6. His sobriety5. His relentless effort to separate the personal from the professional. 4. His uncanny ability to go from dud to stud in one summer3. His unconditional devotion to The Hatchet2. His love for the ladies and an ability to get a little somethin’ somethin’and the number one reason.1. The goatee